Temperatures dropping abruptly with a chance of precipitation.
Kansas City - At approximately 5:45 p.m. CDT, Andy Lee ended years of protest and "making a statement" by activating a new cell phone. Those familiar with the situtation were stunned by the development.
A witness to the event said, "Frankly I couldn't believe what I was seeing. If I hadn't taken a picture with my cell phone, I doubt I'd believe it right now."
Another added, "Yeah, I mean, that dude has been living like it was 1996 for quite a while now. I thought for sure he'd be able to hold out until cell phones became obsolete."
Andy Lee has long held out against getting a cell phone for a variety of reasons. For years it seemed as though his unwillingness to get a mobile was directly proportional to the societal pressure that continued to build. He honestly believed that he was setting an example for others to follow. Hence the shock from the T-Mobile saleman, Mark.
"I saw him coming to the booth and figured that his wife was having some trouble with her phone (she's had one for a long time now). When he said that he wanted to add a new line, I almost fainted right there. He had to repeat himself two times before I could even respond. That sale was easily the proudest moment I've had so far in my 3 and a half month career."
In related news, Hell has been experiencing unseasonably cold weather. Snow has been reported, and the lakes of fire are beginning to freeze over. At first Satan wondered if the Cubs had won the series, but was later told by Ghasvzti, his chief of information, of the events that had transpired.
"I'll be damned," was his only reply.
