(I'm going to start this blog post with one of the stupidest ways to start any speech, essay, or other form of communication: defining a word everyone already freakin' knows. C'mon, not only is this patronizing, but it reeks of ineptitude and a grasping for material. Of course, I suppose that by ranting about this little pet peeve of mine I managed avoided leading with it.)
Tattle - n : disclosing information or giving evidence about another [syn: singing, telling]
As it is summer, there has been a bit of turnover in my little apartment building. The building itself is rather small, with only 10 apartments together, and we are split in half such that I rarely see anyone from the other side of the building. One of the big rules of my building is no pets of any kind. (Although I did ask the landlord about a hamster and he said that was cool.) This was something I looked for in an apartment, given my aforementioned cat allergies. So, it was somewhat of a surprise to hear something I had never heard in this building: barking.
At first I heard it outside, but close to the building. Thus, I could never confirm whether a dog actually lived on the premises. Today, however, as my wife was leaving for the grocery store, she heard barking coming not from immediately outside the building, but rather from upstairs. Clearly, there is a dog in one of the apartments. A strict no-no.
Now, we still can't confirm that the dog isn't just visiting. After all, he may be taking care of it for a while for a friend. However, given that the barking first began with a moving truck, it does not seem to be the case. What to do, what to do.
Clearly it would be in bad form to call the landlord about such things. Or would it? Which is our greater responsibility? To not be a snitch, or to help our landlord keep the building in good condition, which would be in our best interest. An interesting dilemma, I would say.
Add to this the fact that we think the owner is also the one who is constantly running up and down our rather noisy stairwell, and the situation becomes even juicier. It all feels like some sort of Seinfeld espisode, frankly.
On an entirely different note, I really wish that I could get to Richmond, VA tomorrow. You see, a little school district that had iBooks for certain grade levels, are selling them for $50 a piece. This is not a joke. I do have relatives in Arlington, but alas, that is still quite a drive for something so silly. And by silly, I mean absolutely awesome. Damn.