FYI

"Honey, you're never going to believe this, but..."

I'm going to be out of town tonight and tomorrow morning, and tomorrow I have to not only drive back into town, but try and get my battery replaced before my date. Yup, the battery is quite shot, so we'll see if I can manage to remove it and replace it without burning my skin and/or eyes.

Yes, I thought of random point number two. I'll have to be brief though.

Yesterday morning in Lifetime Health and Fitness (I'm definitely too old to be in this class) was STD (or STI's as their now calling them) day. That means I got to hear about enough diseases to make me want to never have sex, ever...or at least until class was over. Oh, and the condom demonstration was interesting. No bananas here, only one realistic looking phallus. Gee, I wonder why no one wanted to demonstrate the procedure. Oh, but the random thought was this:

Being a senior in college, I've heard most all of this stuff before, but I was able to walk away with some new information. Apparently, cats and dogs love latex. Yes, what you're thinking if most likely correct. We were given the tip that when we throw a used condom away that we should make sure to put it at the bottom of the trash, out of reach of household pets. Because, really, who wants to find their dog/cat chewing on that or worse, having to take said pet to the vet to have the problem rectified (bad pun, I know). Yeah, that would be an awkward moment.

There's your second thought to chew on.

(Oh man, that's a horrible and unintentional pun, but I think I'm going to have to leave it there. Sorry. It's not like I ever claimed to have a classy blog or anything.)

And I guess this would be a bad time to ask you to wish me luck on my date...

Ew.